Dear Dave,

I have one follower of my blog and that follower is a man by the name of Dave deBlecourt. Yet whenever I go to check his blog, he has NO entries. Everyday, this man peers into my mind without even letting me take a glimpse of his.

Why Dave? What are you hiding in there? What don't you want me or the rest of the world to see? Lies? Envy? A love of the music of Mr. Michael Bolton? Or could it be your suprisingly high skill at Salsa dancing? Maybe you're still telling "mom" jokes up there.

You're hiding something and I demand you show it to the world in the only way that is suiting. By posting all sorts of personal information for the whole world to see on some public journal! This is a give and take relationship Dave. So stop spying on me and start sharing!

Note to anyone else: If you see this man, you demand that he starts posting blogs daily! If he fails to comply, then tell him that such consequences will result in written warnings by me. If he then fails to comply...well then I got nothing because that's the only thing I know to do in these situations.